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Bizarre 'Several Alternatives For Xmas No. 1' Theory Announced
Friday 18th December 2009Scientists finally lose the plot
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City Of Lincoln Dodges Unspeakable Horror
Monday 7th December 2009No thanks to some simpering bint
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Villagers Build Moat To Protect Against Werewolves
Friday 9th October 2009Silver bullets a load of superstitious tripe
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Glass-fronted Clap Clinic To Open In Lincoln
Monday 21st September 2009PA system to announce results of chlamydia screening
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Gordon Brown To Comment On Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Once He's Appeared In OK! Magazine
Friday 28th August 2009Prime minister does not want his holiday disturbed by trivia
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Gillian Merron Discusses How Hiding Cigarettes Will Help People To Stop Smoking
Monday 24th August 2009Not hammering nails into your eyeballs could help prevent blindness
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David Cameron Proves That The Conservatives Are Just As Shit As Labour
Wednesday 19th August 2009For those of you that were in any doubt
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